Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Dating Drama: Over-eager Boys

       So this is more of a personal post but here we go!!! So recently I joined an online dating site! Crazy I know... But I work a lot, and I'm in school when I'm not working and don't meet a lot of people so I figured it would be a good way to meet new people and get myself out there.
       So it's been about a month and I just have some hilarious stories to go with this!! In general, I've haven't met any men that are way weird... other than a couple of men over 50 but never talked to them...because that's just weird.  I really like the site, because you can see the people who are looking at your profile so if you are interested you can always contact them.  Now to preface this, recently I have become extremely picky when it comes to dating people.  I met the most wonderful man ever when I was a Sophomore in high school, that I absolutely love, and it seems that no one ever measures up to him...but recent events have put me in a position were I am forced to try... so here I am... trying... so lets begin.
        Met this guy online seemed cool lets call him Bob...We started texting, and then like a hour before he asked if I wanted to meet up and go grab breakfast! Since it was a quick turnover I didn't have a long time to talk myself out of it and since it was the first time I've met up it was good for me so I agreed.  Then immediately called my brother.  He turned on a tracker to track my phone and I sent him pictures of the guy so that if anything happened....my brother could hunt him down and take him out :) hahahahha The first date was fun, no big deal lasted like an a couple hours and he had to leave for work which was cool... Then four hours later.... this is 11:30pm he texts me asking if I wanted to watch a movie.  Keep in mind he lives about 40 mins from me! I explain that the theatre isn't playing this late! He suggests that we watch a movie at my house or his.  First off... I'm not going to let someone I've met once come over to my house at midnight to watch a movie!!! SO I just tell him no and he insists that I have to watch a movie with him the following Tuesday which I agree to.
       Tuesday rolls around we are going to see The Lorax seemed harmless enough. This is our SECOND date... First I get lost finding the theatre... because he wasn't clear on which theatre it was.. then he decides to see a later showing... which was whatever, but just showed a total lack of planning on his part and that seriously just drives me bonkers!!! SO needless to say I had to try really hard to be in a good mood when I arrived! So we watch the movie it was very cute, we ended up being the only two in the entire theatre which was kind of cool that's never happened to me! So the movie is way cute it ends and I get up to leave but he doesn't.... so I sit back down and we talk for probably forty minuets.  Then the sound turns off and so I was like oh there is a perfect sue to leave... nope... so then the lights turn off... and I'm like alright... I'm done with this so then he says "here let me show you something" turns and decides to kiss me!!!!!! I'm not kidding... and not a "I love you grandma" kiss either! I was like seriously?!?! It was insane... at the end of the date I made it pretty clear that I was not very happy about being ambushed, he ended up not being very happy but we both agreed to start with a clean slate... Haven't seen him since then but plan to go dancing to give him another chance... though... it's pretty clear what he's after in my mind.
       Anyway, a little bit different post than usual for me but still "girl talk" related! :) Let me know what you think about these kind of posts.  More? Let me know what you think.

XOXO

4 comments:

  1. This is hilarious! You should have punched him and left after he kissed you. I'd suggest finding another couple to go with you on blind dates, just to be safe. Good luck and have fun dating. :) Love you girl.

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    1. hahahahahaha I thought about it trust me... I don't know why I've always wanted to smack a guy just to see what it feels like... and that would've warranted it I suppose:P Thanks!! I will!!

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  2. Oh my goodness. Best laugh I've had in a while. I can't wait to hear more stories!!

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    1. hahahahahah I think I will keep doing this... mostly so I have a record of all the hilarious things that happen! :P

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